What movies have not aged well?

Octopussy

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Goldfinger

Would you date a Muslim guy? Why/why not?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-All the bad guys are black.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What happened to your school bully?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

How do you perform a lap dance for your boyfriend or husband?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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The Man with the Golden Gun

Dr No

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What ended your relationship with your best friend?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

A View to a Kill

What's your love story?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why do nice guys rarely or never win?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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Live and Let Die

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Have you ever had a weird experience immediately following the death of a loved one that made you think there is an afterlife and that the deceased person was communicating with you?

Diamonds Are Forever

Moonraker

-J W Pepper

How do women feel when they are in love?

From Russia With Love

You Only Live Twice

-”Ah so!”

How do I confess to my crush who had a traumatic past with his previous partner without losing the friendship?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

If you were a writer for HBO, how would you rewrite the final season of Game of Thrones?